Yet still I think it is a good idea whilst drunk. At least I can amuse myself by assigning shapes to my bruises as they become a jaudice yellow.
Adventure Time Characters I Want As My Best Friend (in no particular order)
Princess Bubblegum: He wanted my sugar, but I didn’t give him any, if ya know what I mean.
Oh trust me, calling him scum is probably the nicest thing I could say about him right now.
I guess this is the part where I apologize for basically attacking you as well. Unfortunately, back then I wasn’t quite aware of the manipulative bastard my brother truly is, so I don’t exactly blame you for falling under his spell the way you did. He has a way of getting into people’s heads like that.
I think you were aware of his deceptive abilities, you just chose to be ignorant to Jace’s actions. Now, that you have been exposed to the complete spectrum of his fucked up, twisted mentality, perhaps you will take an active part in stopping him from hurting others, because no one deserves to have Jace Wentworth in their lives, because it will only lead to pain and destruction of everything around you.
But what happens when I actually get out of bed and reality come crumbling around me and literally don’t have a months worth of homework done and am failing every class?
Online classes! I said that you can bring work to bed, and then I can still snuggle, but productively!
Well, that’s one way of putting it. I don’t think I ever would of expected someone coming back from the dead.
And well you see my dearest brother has proven to me what a low form of scum he really is, so it couldn’t exactly be helped.
Turns out I should’ve listen to you after all.
Only in little Ol’ Devil Town!
Well, I already would have used that word, but it nice to see that you deem it as an appropriate description for him as well.
I’m sorry that he even managed to hurt his own sister, he really is a monster.
They make my non-existent suspension go cray, ja’feel?
Between cunttastic siblings and murders and said murdered people coming back from the supposed dead and and M.I.A almost-boyfriends I just cannot keep up with the insane amount of fucking ridiculous shit happening in this town.
I’d just like to appreciate that you referred to your brother cunttastic, but other than that recently in DT you have to have a kind of ‘expect the unexpected’ mantra.